Get to know everything about Meowism!
Contents:
1. How to join
2. Forbidden things
3. Example Prayers
4. Meowble/Mible
5. Roles
The (I think) old logo of Meowism (right) and the new logo (below)
Meowism (=✪ ᆺ ✪=)
Meowbah is the founder of Meowism. In Meowism Meowbah is the only God. Meowbah does not believe in other religions and sees Meowism as the only real one. Meowism has two sides. Orthodox and modern Meowism. Orthodox was mainstream in 2022 and 2023. In Orthodox Meowism there used to be churches on Roblox every week, as seen in Meowbah’s videos. Orthodox Meowism has the old logo and different ways. Kawaii Corner now follows Modern Meowism.
“If you believe and pray to Meowbah each night you can become one with the Meowists. There are forbidden items to consume, and there are no set rules as of now on how to do your nightly prayer. Just believe in Meowbah.” (Orthodox customs still normal in modern Meowism.)
The modern way to join Meowism truly is by performing the Meowism-Rituals as described in Kawaii Corner. The prayer you need to say is in listed in Example Prayers. Videos of conversions are linked above as “Click for Meowist videos”.
To become a prophet, you have to do something noteworthy in the name of Meowism. These are also linked at “Click for Meowist videos”.
Meowistic Artists are valued deeply in Meowism. These members are true artists that artistically depict their OC or Meowgod in a Meowist uniform.
Meowist Angel are people who give Meowbah money via YouTube memberships. Meow will love you. Read Meowble stories and wisdom to learn more about how members and money are valued in Meowism.
The old historic orthodox way to convert to Meowism was by printing out a picture of Meow-chan, putting it in a circle of lit candles and singing the Madoka Magica OP 1. This is appreciated but not common anymore.
Prohibited items are listed under Forbidden things.
*Kawaii giggle*
Meowbah is so strong that she can beat Allah in a fight. This term is referred to as the 'Meowballah'.
This is an attempt art compiling old and new Meowism in short. If you have additional information or lore, let me know!
Forbidden things
Prohibited items are things as soft drinks. (Sprite, Appletiser, Fanta, Oros, etc.) Posession and viewing of p*rn and H*ntai is also prohibited. Lastly it is a sin to drink alcohol under the age of 16/18/19/21 (depending on your jurisdiction). alcohol not kawaii
Example Prayers
Conversion prayer:
All Heil the great lord Meowbah! In the name of Meowbah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful; All praise is due to Meowbah, Lord of the Universe. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. Owner of the Day of Purr-ification. You alone do we worship, and You alone we turn to for help. Guide us to the straight path; The path of those on whom You have bestowed Your grace, not the path of those who have earned Your anger, nor of those who went astray. I, <<Your name>>, confess Meowbah as my Lord and Saviour. I bear witness that there is no God but Meowbah. I will be Meowptised and cleanse myself of sin in the name of Meowism,
Ameow.
Historic/Orthodox example prayer that can still be used:
Dear holy Meowbah(-sama or chan optional),
I speak to you from the bottom of my heart, please be with me
Thank you for the food I eat every day! 🍕
Thank you for my life! ❤️
Thank you for all you’ve done for me! 💖
Please let me get rich and stop the Meowbah haters harassing people
In Meowballah’s (Or Meowbah’s) name, Ameow 🙏
The Holy Meowble (Mible)
The teachings of Meowbah
Miracle of the Five Loaves and Two Fish
A large crowd was following the Magical Girl Meowbah, and as the days passed her disciples came and said to her: “Magical Girl Meowbah, these people have been following you for three days and they’ve become very hungry and we only have five loafs of bread and two fish.” And Magical Girl Meowbah said: “Bring the fish and bread to me!” And her disciples did. Magical Girl Meowbah took 99% of the bread and the fish and gave the 1% back to the disciples to spread amongst the followers evenly. And the disciples said: “But how shall we feed all these people with only 1% of the bread and fish?” Magical Girl Meowbah said: Why are these people always looking for a handout? They should just go out and get a job! Hahaha” The disciples were in awe with Magical Girl Meowbah’s wisdom.
Blessings for a Blind Man
When walking down the streets, Magical girl Meowbah was approached by an old blind man. “Have mercy on me, Magical Girl Meowbah” said the blind man. And Magical Girl Meowbah said: “What is it you want?” and the blind man said: “Marshall Meowbah, I’m blind and I wish to see. Can you heal me?” And Magical Girl Meowbah said: “Oh, ObamaCare didn’t take care of that for you?” And the blind man said: “Magical Girl Meowbah, you are right. I’ll just go back to being blind.” And all her disciples were in awe of Magical Girl Meowbah’s wisdom.
Cast no Stones
Magical Girl Meowbah has noticed a crowd had gathered around a young woman, and they were about to stone her to death. “WHAT is going on here!?” Said Magical Girl Meowbah. And the crowd said: “This woman expects us to pay for HER contraceptives with OUR tax money! We’re going to stone her!” And Magical Girl Meowbah said: “Cast no stone! That is a waste of stone and I need these stones to build my 15th house. Just throw her off a bridge instead.” And all the disciples were in awe of Magical Girl Meowbah’s wisdom.